Very Serious Question

[SekN]

This is a would you rather be____ question, but both of the answers will probably have biased people, so will only use descriptions. (and im sure no one will figure out who I am talking about. Here are the options:
Person 1: A green teletubby with eyes instead of nipples
Person 2: A pig with a crown and hot elbows

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